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Fantasy Tomato Koleslaw!

Listen. I told you we don't take kindly to secrets around here. If you keep going like this. You're going to have a bad time.

Ingredients*

{*ingredients may not exist}

  • 2 cups oil of dragon toad
  • 3 pinches eldritch wyvern snaps
  • 4 fairy fingers fremlin feathers
  • 6 dwarven gold pouches keenfolk darkbrew mirelurk poison scales (obtained by use of newt magic)
  • 1 tomato
  • 1 cabbage

C'mon buckle bunny, take your coat off! Stay awhile!                                                                                                                                    Just Remember: No Secrets!!! Don't go looking now!                                                                                                                                     C'mon buckle-bunny, take your coat off! Stay awhile!                                                                                                                                      Just Remember: No Secrets!!! Don't go looking now!                                                                                                                                     Yeehawww! Hope you're havin' a real hog-killin' time with my slaw baby!